Black Iceberg

Black iceberg photo viral via Reddit Credits: Rundoll via Reddit

Who's the black private dick
That's a sex machine to all the chicks?
SHAFT!
Ya damn right!

Who is the man that would risk his neck
For his brother man?
SHAFT!
Can you dig it?

Who's the cat that won't cop out
When there's danger all about?
SHAFT!
Right On!

They say this cat Shaft is a bad mother
SHUT YOUR MOUTH!
I'm talkin' 'bout Shaft.
THEN WE CAN DIG IT!

He's a complicated man
But no one understands him but his woman
JOHN SHAFT!

Wait... that brown spot looks suspiciously similar to the color of crude oil. Okay, here's a better song;

It's the end of the world as we know it
It's the end of the world as we know it
It's the end of the world as we know it
And I feel fiiiiiiiiiiine!