Adorable dimple and boy-next-door fetching smile while wearing above tee-shirt; CHECK
Two-toned hair sans hairspray and massive volume; CHECK
Wool cap worn on a 90 degree day; CHECK
Fro-Yo instead of Jack Daniels; CHECK
'KEEP CALM' rubber bracelet worn while you are already stating your intention to 'STAY METAL' with your tee; CHECK
Sporting custom airbrushed 'Nightmare Before Christmas' kicks in pristine condition while trying to give the impression of 'not trying'; CHECK
Wearing the above corporate icon kicks while standing right next to the Jimi Hendrix star on the Walk Of Fame (FYI, he's one of the original musical counterculture pioneers in case you've been a zygote within the last 20 years...); DOUBLE CHECK with a pinch of turn-over-in-your-grave serendipity.
Still looking like someone you'd want to hang out with while having all that going on; CHECK and CHECKMATE.
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