Note To Observant Religious People

You do not have to eschew fashion (those beautifully clad classic Amish are the J.Crew of religious drag and are the exception...) in order to pay homage to your god! Look at the elegant, hip (yet understated)  silhouette sported by my friend here as he was walking home from synagog. We talked about Moses, Ted Baker and retro-60's sensibilities.

My point is, that if I were God and I wanted to converse with someone, it would most probably be someone with a fresh spin on my dogma.