I'm Breaking Up With My Immune System

It's not me, it's you. I mean I know I have a well documented tendency to say 'yes' to Mexican, but I really do try and support you by balancing it out by rolling organic whenever possible. I take those super expensive raw food-based vitamins as though it's some kind of religion and drink all manner of green, living juices if I feel I'm light on my daily minimum of veggies. I eat very little flesh and when I do I pay top dollar to ensure the effing chickens led a good quality of life with enrichment and outdoor access (yes, Mary's air-cooled chicken lets you get that specific...).

Keeping all of this in mind, it's pretty clear you are just being a jerk. So, knock it off. I am terrible, crabby sick person and I have had it with your antics.